
Only $1,795! Move to Vancouver orrrr buy a sweet pinball machine…I’m torn

Only $1,795! Move to Vancouver orrrr buy a sweet pinball machine…I’m torn

This is the cover of The Skateboard Mag seen online on SLAP and TSM’s website, and apparantly one that people have bought in the states…

This is the cover I bought. Notice anything different? Where the FUCK is Beagle? I noticed he was in the sequence on the inside but not on the cover but I figured they shot twice. Then I see this other cover with Beagle, and it’s not different covers, look at the clooouds foooool.
Personally I am glad they photoshopped Beagle out because he’s annoying. He annoys my eyes. And I hate filmers in photos also.

I would like the board on the left please and thank you.

Well not really, but American money makes me feel like a real G.
I almost bought a 2pac patch for my suitcase but it was also a big weed leaf.. That would been fuckin’ G’d!!!!
Sorry I don’t actually have any news about break dancing, or any H1N1 News either, if I was a news channel my ratings would be at an all time low.



New Berrics looks to be complete, I hope to see some footage from there very soon the old Berrics sucks, its no Beerics thats for sure. I actually never was too interested in the old berrics but this one actually looks like alot of fun, I’d pay 8 bucks to skate here if it was vedge. Calling you out Emarts make some more updates, china banks style fuck that stupid step up shit.
Yo, who wants to make $523? That’s how much I figure its worth to drive me and my stuff to Vancouver hopefully at the end of December. Maybe more if you think that it will cost more than that, let me know.
I need to get rid of alot of stuff. When I move I’m only taking wallboards, some clothes, books, skateboards, movies and tools and maybe my coffee making machine, coffee maker? Coffee Robot. If you want a grip of nice flannels or anything that doesn’t condense into a few suitcases hit me up, or if I have anything you want let me know. Hoarding is for weirdos on TV and things don’t make memories. Get at it!

Woods made a bank to curb in his garage, I think I’m gonna make a banked ledge, Josh has his “ramp”. The stuff we have to do to keep skating is awesome I wanna see more garage set ups
These remind me of Myles’ videos, including the DMX, Myles, make more videos ok thanks
Forget the Berrics, check the BEERICS!
I used to watch this video part everyday, and get so stoked and go to the co-op manual pad and try to learn the techest shit all alone, ten at night cause I didn’t want any of my friends to see me trying tech stuff cause we were hesh, and that’s not cool, skating handrails was cool, Jamie Fuckin Thomas man, haha so young, so dumb. I can’t believe this was 9 years ago, I also can’t believe I can’t do any of those tricks anymore. Oh well
About 16 years ago, I know I’m old, I saw this show called “Halloween Tree” and it instantly became my new jam. It was my favorite Halloween show ever. But I never saw it again. Then Last night it was on TV!! Fuck YES.

That’s Tom Skeleton, who apparantly, is me but youngger.

This was on accident, but it’s uncanny. if I shaved I would be Tom Skeleton.

Cory dressed up as Tyler Bailey. I don’t really have to say anything to make this post viable.

Wheeler sent me this photo of Jason “the Ultimate Warrior” Tahouney
Pretty hilarious

This is the real shit man, just like fuckin’ Merlin. Fuck Merlin’s real, he fuckin’ led King Henry’s army! Yeah it’s a fable, a fable’s based on fuckin’ history

I went through all the trouble of attaching this mask to the costume so I could get two for one then I decided it’s too creepy and I don’t like it…

So now I’m just pretend east coast guy in skeleton suit and mocassins with a dog that does sick high 5’s

Got dem goods! I don’t care if kids don’t like this stuff I do and I’m out to keep halloween OG

After a ton of SLAP specualtion and doubting, I did some research and found out that The Berrics is getting completely redone, about time, it’s not even worth watching any of the new stuff on there because we’ve seen it all 100’s of time, the new shit is pretty rad, bunch of concrete stuff going in
“Yes I am bookface, the popular social networking site”
I am over that site, mostly I don’t care about most peoples daily lives, ooOOooo
I am only going on there to post links to my blog cause that’s where my traffic comes from.
That’s how Hallowe’en was spelled when I was a kid.

I got no scanner so suck it up its blurry, Mat and I, halloween I think 88 cause Mark’s not in it and Mat can stand up, obviously I’m Rambo, Mat was some sort of homosexual clown, my mom always dressed him hella gay on halloween. OMGZ I was into polaroids before you and Rambo tooo I’m so hip I like stuff way before it’s cooooool. Fuck off.
Actually maybe I was Tupac, before Tupac was Tupac. look at that bandanner


Believe it or not, a ra-tard nor a 6 year old carved these, it was me. I know, mad skills.

Wheelers collection is so sick, second from the left is his dads board from the 70’s a Hobie he got somewhere in the states. Jealous.

But I got the Joel Smith Bro series, soooo mine is ultimately a better collection, that will have a few more added when I return from LA
Send me photos of yours cause board collections are fucking cool. and I’ll post them

As much as I detest Allrose since it isn’t really a skateshop anymore it’s a bro shop, or a bike shop or snowboard shop or whatever they are this week, and I really fucking hate how they get their logo screened on boards, this is awesome, and only going on my blog cause Rob Jeans made it and it’s the most clever board bettering since Erik Day’s I <3 WEED vede board



Kicked out the guy in the basement and built this last night…
I actually forget where this is because I was going to post it yesterday and got too busy. Look at the way its built, seems like a colossal waste of wood and time, but the end result is cool, looks like a wooden Burnside

Wheeler sent me this photo of Scott saying “blog this?” at 1:16 am, that’s 2:16 in Paradise. What the fuck is going on, is beyond me, but it’s funny as shit
I just watched the Chris Cole Battle Commander, rounding out an extremely boring “Chris Cole Week” at the Berrics. I’m so sick of the berrics, shit sucks now.
Anyways it was good, dudes good theres no question, but who cares? I miss old Chris Cole, I didn’t even realize I did til we were hanging out with Emarts last weekend and he went on a 45 minute rant on Old Chris Cole and Jamie Thomas. Emarts is the shit, by the way. I want old Cole back, I hope I never ever in my life see another part edited to fucking “Choads a Boads” that band sucks. Alot. If you like them, go fuck yourself.

I think it’s a world wide consensus, bring back Chris Cole from the digital video, please.
I’ve been hearing about this video over at SLAP, its one of the few things those dorks aren’t making fun of or saying how shitty it is. WHich after watching it came as a bit of a suprise. I downloaded it last night, cause I’m not gonna shell out $20+ for a video with dudes I’ve never heard of. After waiting an hour for it to download, it doesn’t work. Luckily Wheeler had the same problem and “hacked the mainframe” as he said and found out it plays with DiVX so if you want to watch it you’re going to have to download that too.
Aright into the video. I’ll keep it brief because you should really watch it. The video “stars” Jonathan Pierce, Tyler Franz, Jeff Puliam, Justin Modica, John Rob Moore, Ryan Sublette, Stephen Ostrowski, and Preston Harper.
The skating in this video is really good, I was pleasenetly suprised and even gasped out loud from some things that I just didn’t expect. All of these kids rip. I watched it at 1 am so it’s a bit of a blur but rundown;
The intro is sick, basically all “hammers” but the music is fucked.
Ryan Sublette starts the video and he does some crazy manny shit and whatever but I could not handle his “kit” Highest pants ever, leather chuck taylors, bright red high water pants and fuckin’ Rambo laced Vans are just a few of the outrageous things you see.
I’m bored of reviewing already. Tyler Franz is sick and does the best kickflip in a poncho looking all Spicoli, so I liked his part, Stephen Ostrowski was raelly rad, I think last part was Jonathan Pierce? Whoever it was that kid is seriously fucking good.
Everyone on slap is sucking on John Rob Moores dank, but his part was short and frankly left alot to be desired. I don’t get the hype.
I think the recession hit Arizona harder than the rest of the US because these kids are wearing the dirtiest shitty clothes, they all look really destitute.
This video has the worst soundtrack probably ever. I think I was close to having an aneurism at one point. If you know more than one band on the soundtrack you are straight up hipster city. Wheeler and I had both only heard of Justice, but who hasn’t.
One kid fs 180s into a pool, not into the wall but where it goes shallow to deep and I was thinking what a stupid way to skate a pool, fuck this kid, then a few tricks later he does an invert in another pool, forgiving prior mis-use of a pool.
In closing, I really hope skateboarding fashion changes soon, I can’t handle the high water pants with diaper asses, kids with no jobs wearing Lowcard gear, that’s not blue collar at all, and really sick of all the 4Q shit everywhere, none of these kids have motorcycles. ( I don’t think anyone is wearing 4Q in this but I don’t care SMD).
Alright I talked alot of shit, but seriously watch this vdeo, it’s way fucking better than that piece of shit extremely sorry.
I think skateboarding needs more burnouts in ponchos. But once I see it alot I’ll hate it. Tyler Franz I’m calling you out, grow your hair back and smoke more weed.


I think it dislocates, that’s the problem. Oh well. That’s life

Things that made me happy today; Gonz and Pops in NY

Got right faggy tonight and threw some Polaroids on an old board instead of all this shit sitting in piles everywhere

Went filming with a much more grown up sophisticated version of this lil guy. No idea where this photo came from someone sent me it months ago tellin’ me to blog about it. Here you go, whomever.
Just going through old photos I’ve never used. Found A few gems.

Fucking Braydon.



Just cruisin’ with Woods. Nicest guy in the world, for an asshole.


Two sheets to the wind playing skate, started as a bad idea ended even worse.

Left my job. Moving on to GREENer pastures. That’s likely only funny to my mom and Rod and explaining a joke cheapens it Josh.
Diss’d my ex boss though
Then I got a pizza.
Too Frickin’ Cool

Had to throw this up. Off the DLXSF fagbook, whoever has this in their bedroom is a bad ass mother fucker

“Paul Zimmerman has accomplished the skatepark advocate’s dream: He successfully convinced a developer who was installing a concrete ditch to make it skateable. People in city and county government have often mentioned the possibility over the years. Specific cities strongly considered the idea, but it never happened anywhere. Now there’s an example that can be cited to give decision-makers more confidence in attempting this type of installation.” -Austinskatenotes.org
I wish I lived somewhere that needed ditches and shit
Sunday morning, Scott, Kurtis and Myles woke me up with a prank, involving Myles, a hot dog and calling me a homo til I couldn’t sleep anymore, Myles filmed it you’ll see it somewhere

Went out with Tyler and Jessi, Wheeler’s got some art up in the Collicutt Center, I don’t really understand why but it’s pretty cool

Then we went to winners. These two aren’t very photogenic


Peep’d these, I’m gonna be Gerwer for halloween I think

Went out for a delicious dinner filled with horribly disgusting commentary from the lovely Jessi. Then I went skating while the love birnds went and lovebird’d

Went to Erik’s garage watched the boys play some puck, Erik face masked Riches alot, then we went skating some more, Erik has a mean footplant, Riches is a magician, somehow produced a full pizza out of thin air, Grabbed a Joel Smith Bro model and hopped the bus home. I can’t wait to go back to Paradise. Maybe I’ll have a camera then

Wheeler picked me up at the depot at 9, we were both really awake…

Red Deer advertising is killin’ it

Saw a PMA license plate, went to the mall to eat then to VEDGE at 10:30

Saw the opposite of a PMA license plate.

Whale

Elephant. VEDGE had sick leave patterns outside. Skated Vedge for like 3 hours with Gordon, Joel and Josh and AlexHondas. Josh bit through his tongue, it was pretty gnarly. Met up with Scott and went to Josh’s house to skate his “mini-ramp” which turned out to be so much fun
I’m a terrible blogger because I should have taken photos of all these events but I’m also not a photographer. I need to buy a camera and get on top of this stuff

Went filming with Scott, Josh K and JHall, then retired to Myles’ for a hottub party, then Cory and I hung out with Tupac Vader.

I was possibly a bit delirious at this point, ten hours of no sleep on the greyhound, but when I saw this dude with his shirt matching his board I laughed so hard on the bus

This guy was a beast! Drinkin’ a 2L in like 30 minutes

Liquor store ledge GP, same height and everything as RD but longer, perfect runway and downhill

This chick was obviously addicted to meth and was all over eurotrash there then a better suitor came along; A stoned dude wearing camo pants and an all over gold potleaf print hoody. They were basically having sex at the back of the bus when I went to use the washroom it was gross
Had a shit week, going to Paradise for the weekend
I shall return with lots of good blog worthy shit.
I hope…

I haven’t been bloggin’ much due to this little gem called LOST
fuckin’ show takes up all my time, it’s completely addictive, I’m like years behind the rest of the world but I don’t give a care
Me and the dog and a can of Arizona watching lost, that’s what has become of my life in this wasteland DC





These photos aren’t the best I only had my phone, but this place is wild. People just drive their old beater cars or refridgerators off these big ass cliffs and crash them, sometimes the drivers don’t get out, there’s a few crosses downthere
There’s also 90834 tires in the trees, I’ll probably go back and explore someday with a better camera.

Started a bookclub, this is the first book.
Actually I thought of buying it but I was scared people would thinki I was racist or whatever, and the store owner was like German so mayve he’d try to talk shop with me, cause all Germans are racist, common fact

dumb photo but this shop an hour away has a rad ramp but it always has racks of clothes on it, they say they just just skate it in winter…
there’s three inches of snow on the ground but they still won’t let me skate it?
Snowboarder fags

Bye bye iPhone. Hopefully I’ll have my new one within a week of sending me this one, that’s what “Steve” from apple told me.

Apparantly I’m friends with Darth Vader

Woke up to this and it didn’t stop coming down all day
Beard trimming is officially over, it’s gonna get big now

My new desktop background. Dan Plunkett, off Traffic, onto skate mental
Ricky Oyola didn’t exactly have kind words about the departure
I like traffic alot I think it’s a sick small company, but some people want to make money skateboarding and I guess Traffic wasn’t the place for DP

I got so hyped and was all yeah suck it Phelps, pay the kid the money
then I realized it’s faked. Fuckin’ photoshop tricksters. 24 stair bet still up for grabs. That ugly fucker “Jaws” will probably do it

ahah perfect

leave that douce douce pussy at home.
There was some casing at the skatepark, real G. Kinda scary cause it’s right by my house

Went to an artshow last night that a guy from work had alot of stuff in, this one was so ill, he’s retardedly talented I always creep on him drawing at work

Some other dude did this one this photo sucks but it was actually really rad just super old skating shit, I want it
My hair was getting rowdy so I checked out a new barber today…

There was 15 of these in total on the roof, all bigger than my head by alot

This net covered a huge wall and was covered in all these fishing lures, literally 1000s of them, plus he hed probably 500 more that had to go up yet, I think I’m gonna like this barber, plus he gave me a solid haircut

I was just flippin’ through a 1970s huntin’ magazine and I see some boating company was using my likeness before I was even born
eerie…
I’m gonna try and do some interviews, Ive never done an interview before and it’s really fucking hard so bare/bear whichever, with me…First up
TYLER WHEELER.

MG: Heard you just got a haircut, how was it you payed for it?
TW: Yeah I just got my hair cut yesterday, having a hair stylist girlfriend is tight cause you never look like a douche, I don’t think. I didn’t pay anything for it
MG: Oh that’s not what you told me yesterday, your method of payment was much more, shall we say inventive.
MG: Why do you do so many kickflips?
TW: Haha, I think over the years I’ve eased up on the kickflip situation, I still fo them just not down everything I can find
Who would win in a fight, Emarts or Nora?
That’s a tough one, Emarts is a G and Nora has been around the block a few times, I’m gonna go with a tie I think, but Emarts would probably win
What’s your best tattoo?
.I’m pretty partial to the anchor I got in SF and the sailors grave bottle
Which one’s the worst?
My worst tattoo has to be either zombie zoidberg or all the shitty homemade ones I got kickin around
Whatever, Zoidberg is definitely the best one you have.
Top 5 skateboarders?
My favorites change alot, but right now I guess the top 5 in my head are Alex olson, geoff rowley, cardiel, Heath kirchart, and Anthony van engelen
Best trick thats gone down on Steves metal board?
Hahahahaha, I don’t think anything besides like a manual has gone down, but when I was younger me and Landon used to set up lawn chairs like bowling pins and put on big ass snow suits and push eachother on that thing into them.
I am 99% sure you and I have both tried to kickflip it but it was way too hard haha

Backsmith obviously, photo Thanaruth
How gnarly is your dad?
My dad is gnarly as fuck, the black eye on his wedding day and the 2 beer fight in the superstore parking lot take the cake though.
Does he have any questionable nicknames?
Well, technically he doesn’t. One time someone asked me if my dad was gang bang Steve wheeler though, I think they must of been mistaken.
Have you ever shit your pants?
Haha yeah but everyone knows this story, I was 14 or 15 and me and Landon were skating around downtown, stopped for popcorn chicken, ate a bunch, started to skate back to his house, halfway I had to shit, tried to make it to the woods and couldn’t quit make it so I just shit my pants, had to skate/walk back to landons only to call my mom to come get me cause I shit my pants. Landons dog smelt me and ran away. Hahahaha
That’s because it’s the best story ever.

Front Blunt, I think videograb By Justin Turcotte

Watch this remake of some of todays top dudes redoing Matt Hensley
I tried to make this really ill new header but I can’t figure out how to download torrents of photoshop, not that I know what a torrent is, or how to use photoshop once I download it. sucks. SMD.

Birds eye view motha fucka. Literally look at the bird shit on the ledge

This is too much
Going by slams I’ve taken on pole jams, and seen others take you could literally die by impalement on this, I’m not exaggerating
I decided my blog is just gonna be stoked on life, there’s too many negative blogs and messageboards online. I’m going skateboarding and it’s only 7 degrees. WOOO

Ramondetta is so sick. He’s always puttin out gnar shit

Can Milligan even pop this high regular? I think he’s goofy
then I remember he’s so fuckin’ good regular too. Shit’s “hyphy” haha I always wanted to say hyphy it sounds so dumb, reminds me of something Myles or Levi would say
top five people who have made an impact on me
1: my mom
2:jeremy rose
3:mike graham
4:jordan hollingsworth
5:hunter s Thompson
Just saw this on Levi’s blog, hella stoked!
it’s sweet cause him and Jordan would both be on mine too cause without Jordan I wouldn’t know 90% of my friends

My brother is in town, he stopped by Pete Doherty’s house on the way

Mother fuckers just chillin’ there lettin’ its food think its smarter than him

I think I’m just gonna blog about Bobby Puleo now.
this video gets me so stoked, this is what skateboarding should be like

This was the first ollie I saw that made me want to ollie over everything high long whatever I wanted to ollie over it. The measurements are pretty hilarious
Also from Police Informer, I promise I won’t steal anymore
After I looked at my last two posts back to back I realized the Montauk monster is actually one of the beasts from Where the Wild Things Are
CASE CLOSED. Fuck I’m a good detective

This is honestly the tightest thing I’ve seen all week. It’s ben a slow week but regardless this is the best
stolen from crailtap

Yeah. Montauk, New York. Shit’s gettin’ real

Theotis Beasley I swear is the nicest most positive kid in skateboarding watch this interview O’dell tries to get him to hate on stuff but he doesn’t at all, I wish everyone was like this
Not even Levi is this stoked
altamont apparel theotis interview
and apparantly he lives in the same neighbourhood as Rosemary, I hope I see him skating the park by her house he remind me of a little Ray Barbee always smilin’ and shit
what the shit! excuse me but what the fuck are you doing?, michael sieben moon, train tracks at night, passed out, bridge gap skatepark
my blog has seriously dropped off this month, 300 hits to meet to regular in one weeks times
get the fuck on it

You know ol’ butterball fuckin’ push grinded up over and down this whole bitch. Runnin’ things

Man skating alone sucks especially when you find new shit, this spot rules all it needs is some angle iron the ground is the smoothest in DC there’s a sick make shift wallride and barrier around the corner and another spot like this with longer ledges

Dat nigga Stiker always fiendin’ for a treat

These have been out a minute, but I need them for work I’ve decided.
Jason Jessee son, doing it right
My new favorite commercial
Makes me feel good inside

We literally made these signs today. Some people can afford very expensive practical joke revenge
“Yeah its a bummer. He’s up there with a bunch of senoritas and margaritas though!”–Andrew Allen on the passing of his favorite actor, Patrick Swayze

I was legitimately bummed to hear ol’ Swayze died. He’ll be the best damned cooler in the big Double Deuce in the sky.

Have you ever seen a photo that just makes you want to go skateboarding? I had my night fully planned out to sit on my butt and watch weeds, then I saw this beauty and all plans were changed and I went and skated the for a few hours just hoping to squeeze out something this steezy
I doubt I achieved that, but I had fun
Oh and Wheeler, I didn’t try that Van line, I’ll do it tomorrow

I looked at the “artists portfolio” wow. One dog had a peace sign in its ear, reminded me of Helen and Amy haha, another had a sick tribal
People are so fucked. Soon there will be baby tattoos I guarntee it
You know how some people wet the bed? I do something worse…
I do this.

Every night in my sleep I pull the god damned sheet off
its so irritating, I tried to blame it on Rosemary and it worked until she left and it kept happening. Now I’m blaming it on my crappy bed but regardless it sucks alot. I do not enjoy having to fix my bed all the time. Im buying a couch fuck you bed
that looks like a piss stain on the sheet but it’s not I just took these out of the wash yesterday that’s a shadow

This needs to be in my backyard. I’m stealing this idea when I own a house for sure.



What is with the sunglasses on the head thing? Every photo of these dirts they are rockin’ that shit, which whatever to each their own but I just saw a video clip of “Slash” on the spitfire page skating with them on his head and he looked like a fucking idiot. put them on the dash of the car when you get out you burnouts

Niggas got them hardwood floors as of October 1st

This is my new roommate Striker, he don’t smoke that bammer weed
14 seconds in. Best backside ollie literally ever.

I don’t even like Star Trek, but these are honestly so funny that I had to buy them
I’ve never seen printed waffles. The future is fucked
I laughed so hard at that
and the fact that someone googled guy’s crotch shots then proceeded to lurk my crotch.
Not to mention men passed out and cold ones in twilight
haha I love it
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Wheeler skates for cK now.

I want/need one of these. A Spanish Goat. Maybe I’ll kill my own. This is ALL I want for xmas. except they are expensive so I doubt I’ll get it
On an interesting side note I found this gem

I happen to live across the Amityville horror house, it’s so haunted that it warped this photograph, look at the road! That’s a perfectly normal road in real life. Creepy shit

The OG

Slutcat must have had a mean hangover cause she was hittin’ them water bottles hard
sweet.
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